Why is it that people ask me for advice? I have absolutely no qualifications what so ever...
In fact, if one were to look for a person to get advice from, based on criteria such as "how does this person handle situations just like myne?" and experience, i would be the last person to choose... despite my relevation that i'm most likely world's worst relationchip counseler, mainly because i am not in, nor have been in, any particularly healthy relationchips in my life, and any that i've been in have lasted anywhere from 2 days to 2 months... not exactly what most people looking for relationchip advice are hopeing for, many people seem to flock to get my advice...
It is somewhat similar to asking your psychic for lottery numbers. Apparantly she isnt that wealthy, she works still, has a small office, and an odd name... has never won the lottery, to the best of your knowledge, but you'll believe her when she says "22.14.7.4.8.12" and actually buy the ticket with everyfaith that it is correct.
As a girl i know we are always analyzing things with our friends. It is quite normal to ask eachother for advice, and that is not really the question. Granted reciently that has been on an increse as well, but there i have a few insights.
The question is why three of my ex-boyfriends, guys who have plenty of other friends some of whom are female and most likely better candidates for asking help from, seeing as they have had serious relationchips, and relationchips that went well, ask me for advice the same day. Twice. Shouldn't they realize that i'm terrible at relationchips hence our extrordinaryly short dating period and the fact that ours didnt work out? Of all the people, you would think ex-boyfriends would realize the aforememtioned relevation, i'm bad at relatiochips... yet instead they ask for my advice...
Anyway like the Oracle at Delphi i try to discern the future, how everythign will work out, and if my answers are cryptic enough (like the oracles always were) i might sound like i'm right...
And thus the blind once more leads the blind as i am off to provide both romantic and psychological advice with the qualifications i dont have that others appear to bestow upon me.
And wondering at their sanity, I again listen.
Relationchip counseler extrodinaire?!?
Translated into Dutch by: Wynne